Playskool Mr Frosty

Toys in the 1984 Argos catalogue

Tales of demonic furbies

Woody and Buzz have sex

Mini safes for kids

This middle-class Duplo man

Velcro toss and catch game

Fisher-Price Great Adventures castle

This fucking thing

Crap my siblings and I built with Duplo

Crap I made with K'Nex

Toys I really wanted but never got