British 90s nostalgia and shite

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My two-year-old son has these Woody and Buzz action figures:

What's the obvious thing to do with Woody and Buzz action figures?

That's right: make them do sex positions. So that's what I did.

The blowjob

To get us started, here's Woody giving a blowjob to Buzz.

Buzz is throwing his arms in elation, as if receiving a round of applause from the Galactic Alliance.

To orgasm... and beyond!

Buzz reciprocates the blowjob. I think Woody's mind has been blown. Another thing about to blow is his load, all over Buzz’s face.

Doggy-style

Here's Buzz thrusting his penis in and out of Woody's bumhole, doggy-style.

69ing

Woody seems a bit alarmed. Maybe it's because Buzz has just let go a fart and Woody can't escape.

The vacuum cleaner

This a real sex position, I swear. I don't know what it's called though so I'll just call it "the vacuum cleaner".

The dreamer

Woody looks quite relaxed in this one. I wonder what he's thinking about.

Duh, that's an easy question. He's thinking of Buzz obviously.

Ride 'em, cowboy

Woody wants a go at being the top. He comes across as a bit creepy in this one though. I imagine him crying while his willy goes soft.

The space cowboy

"Now we're fucking... with style."

The acrobat

Not sure what I was thinking with this one. Woody seems to be doing yoga.

The end.

Woody and Buzz are available to buy at Amazon.