Sesame Street: Herry Monster loses his doll

Toys in the 1984 Argos catalogue

Dear Amazon

Queenie Jelly is a scary cunt

I was scared of the Griffle of Puddle Lane

The Funfair of Evil

Steeleye and The Lost Magic

The dark side of Button Moon

Toys R’ Us "Magical Place" advert from 1989

Golden Axe