My First Encyclopedia
My First Encyclopedia was an encyclopaedia in the shape of a tree. And why not? After all, there were hundreds of other virtual encyclopaedias back then, while the world waited for the invention of Wikipedia, the one encyclopaedia to rule them all.
You could go under the tree...
...and climb all the way up to the top.
It also has some asshole American kids sitting in it. When you click on a kid, you play a shitty minigame.
Geez, these kids are cool. I wish I had been an American kid in the 1990s. One of them even has a fucking parrot on his shoulder and an explorer's hat.
I didn't play this game much because it kept trying to teach me shit! Do I look like I want to be educated? No, I want to play Batman Cartoon Maker so I can make Batman somersault into Robin's face!
By the way, check out this twat:
I'm not a computer expert, but I do know that's not the correct way to hold a mouse.
Comments
2020-11-21 Lydia
Yes yes yes! I totally remember this game. Do you remember the historic maze game for Windows? You had to answer questions in like a medieval castle.
Reply
2020-12-03 Paul Chris Jones
Oh yes, I remember. The game was called Mindmaze and was on Microsoft Encarta. I still think about that game. It had a surreal, calm and intellectual ambience. It was a great game.
Reply
Leave a comment